My "adult arrangement" with Condom Man is clearly not going to happen.
After our rendezvous last Thursday, all residue of lustful but unrequited feelings towards certain others were instantly obliterated. Despite initial reservations (and his parting shot on MSN the night before we met that "I bet we have more in common than you think"), I found Condom Man to be a really nice guy: bright, modest, driven, ambitious, successful, quite quiet, confident, tall (6'0!) and extremely sexy.
However, a week on (and one very dirty text message from me later, which in hindsight, was probably a mistake), I have still not heard back from Condom Man.
I am livid. How am I incapable of maintaining even a non-bloody-relationship?
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