Message to J: am assuming you're still snowed under at work and won't get round to reading any emails I send you. However, I'm sure you'll be browsing the blog while on the 'phone to a demanding client, so this is probably the best method of messaging you today! Just to forewarn that I urgently need you to give me a crash course in Premier League football.
Message to all other blog readers: Yes of course this concerns a man, and is part of a cunning, predatory plan...
